Hey Diddle, Diddle
Submitted by Merced County on Tue, 05/24/2022 - 5:29pmAudio File:
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HEY, DIDDLE, DIDDLE!
Hey Diddle, diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Once upon a time in a large white farm-house upon an open moor there lived a Wizard.
As you know, wizards work very hard; and about once a year, usually towards the middle of March, they take a holiday—and then very extraordinary things happen.
One March night this particular Wizard set off upon his holiday as usual.
Before he went he looked round to see that everything was tidy and in its place.