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Caleb Stays Up Late

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Caleb was starting to feel sleepy, but he hid his yawns behind his hand. When his grandpa looked over at him with his eyebrows raised, Caleb hid another yawn behind his toy truck. “Caleb, I think it’s time to start getting ready for bed.” “But Grandpa Ray, Mommy’s not getting home until late.

Problemas de pirata

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Este cuento se llama Problemas de pirata, escrito por Ryan Aoto y leído por Daniel Fernando. Esta es una grabación de LibraryCall. El Capitán Colerico era un pirata peligroso y temido por muchos. Pero estaba teniendo una semana bastante mala. Su barco se había dañado durante una batalla. Sin otra opción, el capitán y sus hombres se escondieron en una isla desierta para reparar el barco. El Capitán Colerico odiaba las islas desiertas. El Capitán Colerico odiaba muchas cosas, pero de todas ellas, las islas desiertas eran lo que más odiaba. Las islas desiertas tenían mucha arena.

Pirate Problems

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This story is called Pirate Problems, written and read by Ryan Aoto. This is a LibraryCall recording Captain Cross was a feared and dangerous pirate. He was also having a pretty bad week. His ship had been damaged during his last fight. He and his crew were forced to hide out on a deserted island to make repairs. Captain Cross hated deserted islands. Captain Cross hated most things, but of all the things he hated, deserted islands were the things he hated the most. Deserted islands had a lot of sand. Captain Cross hated sand. It got in his boots and made his feet itchy.

Winnie-the-Pooh y la cola de Ígor

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Este cuento se llama Winnie the Pooh y la cola de Ígor escrito por A.A. Milne. Esta es una adaptación y grabación de LibraryCall. En un rincón del bosque, Ígor, el viejo burro gris, estaba solo pensando en cosas. A veces pensaba con tristeza para sí mismo: "¿Por qué?" y a veces pensaba: "¿Cuándo?" y otras veces pensaba: "¿Cuál?", y luego no sabía muy bien en qué estaba pensando. Entonces, cuando apareció Winnie the Pooh, Ígor se alegró de dejar de pensar por un momento para decirle: "¿Cómo estás?" de una manera sombría. "Bien.

Winnie-the-Pooh and Eeyore's Lost Tail

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The story you’re about to hear is called Winnie-the-Pooh and Eeyore’s Lost Tail by A.A. Milne. This is a LibraryCall adaptation and recording. The Old Gray Donkey, Eeyore, stood by himself in a thistly corner of the forest, his front feet apart, his head to one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "When?" and other times he thought, "Which?"—and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.